Bother Me. Seriously!

🤔 “I didn’t want to bother you…”

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that or something along the lines of:
“We’re not quite ready yet.”
“We’re still deciding what to do.”
“We just started looking online.”

Look, I appreciate the politeness… but stop it. You’re not bothering me. You’re doing exactly what you should be doing. You’re asking questions before doing something potentially life-altering, like buying or selling a damn house.

Buying or selling a home in Portland’s crazy real estate market can be overwhelming. If you Google “how to buy a house,” you’ll find 42 million results, half of which contradict each other, and the other half were written by people who have never left their mom’s basement and don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about!

So instead of spiraling down a Zillow rabbit hole, reach out. Ask questions. DM me. Text me. I don’t care. I’d rather you “bother” me now before you end up DIY-ing your way into a financial disaster.

☕️ “You don’t need to be pre-approved to grab coffee.”

If you’re thinking about buying next year, we’re not going on a 100-home marathon tour tomorrow. I’m not strapping on a GoPro and sprinting through every listing in Portland like it’s Hood to Coast: Zillow Edition.

But what we can do is sit down over a cup of coffee (or a beer if you’d rather), and I’ll walk you through:

How the home-buying process actually works in today’s market
What to do if your credit needs a little TLC
How timing, down payment, and location can all play together
How to time your move without losing your mind

I can even loop in my lender for a soft pull (which doesn’t hurt your credit) to see where you stand.

And we can take a look at a couple of homes so you get a sense of what’s out there in Beaverton, Hillsboro, Portland, etc. I don’t expect you to be ready to buy tomorrow, let’s build a smart plan for when the time is right.

🛠️ “Selling? Cool. Let’s fix your sh*t before it hits the market.”

If you’re thinking about selling your home next spring (or next year, or when your kids finally move out), now is the time to call me.

Why? Because the time to figure out what needs fixing isn’t two days before photos. That’s how you end up stress-sweating at Home Depot at 10PM, panic-buying mulch and beige paint like it’s going out of style.

When I walk through your home, I’ll give you the truth:

Which repairs actually increase your home’s value
Which updates just make it sell faster
And which projects are a total waste of your money and a perfectly good weekend

A small paint refresh or decluttering now can save you thousands later; especially in competitive neighborhoods like Progress Ridge, Cedar Hills, and Lake Oswego.

And yes, I’ll be honest about the pet smells, weird paint colors, or that “open concept” wall you half-demoed a few years back. (I know some contractors who can fix that!)

💬 “You’re not a bother. You’re my job.”

Let’s get one thing straight: helping people figure this sh*t out is literally my job.

I don’t care if you’re buying next month, next year, or next Olympics, reach out!

Whether you’re in Portland, Beaverton, Tigard, Hillsboro, etc; I’d rather sit down early, answer your questions, and make a plan that fits your timeline (and your budget).

And trust me, it’s way easier to help when I actually know where you’re at, and not when you call me from an open house asking if it’s “too late to write an offer.”

So yeah… bother me. DM me, text me, email me, send a carrier pigeon, or just yell from your front porch. I’m here for it.